Hello, reader! I’m Fish. I’m 18 and I live in North Hollywood, California, and happily single, although very horny. Not too bad, eh?

There’s not a lot I don’t like. I’m a big fan of movies, good and bad, but I tend to gravitate towards movies that are reeeally good or reeeally bad. Movies in the grey area tend to bore me.

I bet I’d be a big fan of video games if I had more, but the only one’s I really obsess over are Pokemon, Kingdom Hearts, Journey, Limbo, The Walking Dead Game (oh god, that game), and just about anything else people throw my way.

So what else?

FAVORITES:

Books: Blankets by Craig Thompson, The Elephant Vanishes by Haruki Murakami, In Watermelon Sugar by Richard Brautigan, All Families are Psychotic by Douglas Coupland, Player One by Douglas Coupland, Crackpot: The Obsessions of John Waters by John Waters, Silence of the Lambs by Thomas Harris, and Portnoy’s Complaint by Philip Roth

Movies: Being John Malkovich, Crimes and Misdemeanors, The Evil Dead, Trick ‘r Treat, The Collector, Cloverfield, District 9, Fantastic Planet, Hair, The Purple Rose of Cairo, Airplane, Manhattan, Manhattan Murder Mystery, The Prestige, Pink Flamingos, Monty Python & The Holy Grail, The Big Lebowski, The Thing (1982), Hot Fuzz, Clerks, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, American Psycho, and Crank.

Music: Oingo Boingo, Weird Al Yankovic, Flight of the Conchords, Queen, Mika, Billy Joel, The Who, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Tenacious D, Vampire Weekend, and The Lonely Island.

Games: The Kingdom Hearts series, Left4Dead, Journey, Limbo, Super Smash Bros. (preferrably Melee), Scott Pilgrim vs. The World: The Game, PlayStation All-Stars: Battle Royale, and The Walking Dead Game

Shows: Doctor Who, Breaking Bad, Arrested Development, Gravity Falls, The Walking Dead, American Horror Story, Freaks and Geeks, Married With Children, Adventure Time, and It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

..Color: Red!

I don’t know what else to say. Enjoy my blog, I guess.