February 2012
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Since I'm on the Topic of Blood
I can watch every single Saw movie without flinching… But seeing one self-harm picture and I get goosebumps. And I see them all of the time on Tumblr because some of the people I follow find people cutting themselves ‘artsy’ or ‘beautiful’ but eeeeeugh, I can’t handle them.
I cringe, and squirm, and sometimes close the window I’m using because I just...
Anonymous asked: post a picture of yourself!
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It's Been a While, Hasn't it?
It’s been 20 days since I last updated you guys on what’s been going on in my life. And has anything changed since?
You better believe it.
My grades have never been as bad as they are now and I am in an unbelievable amount of trouble. Can’t hang out with friends, no TV, no movies, have to study whenever I’m “not doing anything”, yadda yadda yadda. And since...
beyoncebeytwice:
the hunger games
carcinogenitals:
i bet if gerald in hey arnold ever shaved his head no one would ever talk to him
i mean his head makes no fucking sense
Anonymous asked: what type of girls have liked you?
Someone says hi
Me: *gets boner*
Wind blows against my pants
Me: *gets boner*
Pencil drops during class
Me: *gets boner*
Someone breathes
Me: *gets boner*
Reblog if your icon is a picture of a sex god.
According To My Doctor,
I’m underweight.
I’m 5’9” and 115 pounds. Last time I weighed myself was in November, I weighed 118 pounds. and So in the 3 months I spent doing nothing, I LOST 3 pounds.
The doctor gave me a list of things I needed to do which consisted of two things: eating more and exercising. He didn’t even say eat healthier he just said eat more.
I don’t even...
January 2012
30 posts
Today was Unusually Depressing
I’m sad.
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I Have A Problem
Earlier this week during the daily Marx-to-bros lunch chats, the topic of chocolate addiction came up. It wasn’t a big part of the conversation, but the topic was mentioned.
Addictions can be very powerful things. Most people get addicted to things very easily. And I believe I am one of those people.
I’m addicted to anything chocolate and masturbation.
When it comes to chocolate,...
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Hooray!
Home alone with four books and a glass of OJ. Today is going to be a good day.
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Spring Break Countdown
It’s already that time of the year when I start hating school so much that I feel like hanging myself. And people on Tumblr have already started posting pictures of Spring Break, people in bathing suits, beautiful beaches.
Spring Break is only 3 months away, so I guess that’s something to look forward to. Too bad it’s only one week.
Ah well, no matter. My friends and I have...
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I'm Working Out... Well, I'm Thinking About It
I’ve always been very slim, very bone-y. And I’ve never really had a problem with my skeletal physique until last summer.
Not because I don’t have the abs all the other guys have, or to have girls all over me but because I feel weak. Unbelievably weak. Doing a single pushup drains me of all my energy. I can hardly run a mile.
And I’ve been wanting to start working out...
I Just Had a Pretty Wild Night
But I live a very docile lifestyle so it’s not like I got blackout drunk, stole a bus, and killed the president.
My night went more a long the lines of going to watch the band my friend manages, De La Tribu, with Bryan M. and Dom B, getting lost somewhere in Van Nuys, and coming going to Dom’s house to rest and watch Christopher Nolan’s The Prestige.
I can’t feel my legs,...
Anonymous asked: Do you use any pick up lines?
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The Silence of the Motherfuckin' Lambs by Thomas...
I feel like its taking me forever to read this damn book. I’m on chapter 36 (out of 61) but its taken me a week to get that far! AND THE CHAPTERS AREN’T EVEN THAT LONG!
Each chapter is less that 15 pages!
The book is great, I’m loving it… But I just can’t seem to be getting through it fast enough. I really want to finish it I want to know how it ends, but I...
I Enjoy,
hippie-bicha:
Spending time with Fish, Paul, Victor, Alex, and whoever else happens to be there. Its berry berry nice. :) mainly Fish! (If you happen to read this) I Really like your company! We have some pretty interesting conversations, and they lead to weird things. :3 haha i hope me you & paul can do that more often. ;O) you too victor i haven’t forgotten about you nor alex. :) If you...
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Yesterday, my sister-in-law brought a box of Krispy Kreme doughnuts for the family.
A dozen doughnuts came in that box.
My sister ate 3.
My dad ate 2.
My mom ate 2, as well.
My brother ate 4.
I ate one for breakfast yesterday morning.
So there was only one left.
Since I was the only one who had had just one doughnut, I wrote a note reading “Do NOT eat this doughnut, its mine.”...
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It's Not Even 7 AM and I'm Having a Great Day!
Waking up felt incredible today! My body didn’t ache, I actually felt rested and I woke up early enough that I didn’t have to hear my awful alarm. In fact, I felt so incredible that I didn’t even feel the need to masturbate. I wasn’t horny and I already felt like I had enough energy to take on the rest of the day.
It’s Tuesday! Tuesdays are...
Anonymous asked: Do all the bros have tumblrs?
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This is torture
I just woke up, I’m hungry as hell and for some reason beyond my comprehension I looked up ‘food’ on Tumblr…. I can’t stop scrolling. It all looks soooooo good.
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I'm back, I guess.
I haven’t been on Tumblr for about a week and I GAINED 2 followers. Huh.
So here’s a random thought:
A few nights ago, I dreamt that I was a 30-something college graduate living in my ‘dream home’ when I get news that I had a six year old son. I take him to museums, watch Star Wars with him and spend as much time as I can with him. And then near the end of the dream, he...
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End of Winter Break
Winter Break is over. School resumes tomorrow.
Fuck.
I can’t believe it’s over already. These three weeks just felt like one long weekend. And now I have to study for a big test, do my homework, and well… Actually be a student, I guess.
Well, whatever here’s my ‘progress report’ on the films I’ve watched.
Films Watched:
Alice’s Restaurant
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Well, now I feel a lot better
But I can’t move my left hand much.
Fuck
It’s 1:00AM and I’m horny. How in the hell am I supposed to go to sleep like this?!
I just watched ‘the Big Bang Theory’ for the first time.
Really great show. I now see why everyone’s all gaga over it.
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Lazy Saturday
My friends are all busy, there’s nothing on TV, I’m not in the mood to read, ehhhh….
All I can do is play Kingdom Hearts II again… Again. Again. Again.
So I guess I’ll do that.
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'Planning The Happiest Celebration on Earth'
Was the name of the DVD… I found it on YouTube.
It’s so magical…
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The Magical World of Disney
Back in 2005(?), I received a package. It had the Mickey Mouse seal on it. It was a DVD! I don’t have it anymore, but I recall the title being something along the lines of ‘Plan the Happiest Celebration Vacation’ or something.
I played the disc and I couldn’t deter my eyes from the television screen. It was… Magical, to say the least.
Watching people screaming...
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Winter Break is Almost Over
I’m glad to say that I didn’t completely waste it. I spent most of it watching movies I’ve been meaning to watch for a while, studying for a big test (something I haven’t done since middle school), and spent time with my best friends or babysitting.
The only downside was that I’ve been sick since Christmas Eve and haven’t gotten better. In fact, I’ve...
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January 2, 2K12
Today sure was wasted.
I took a shower, masturbated three times, started reading Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland, and watched TV…
But at least I’m not at school!
Remember when my blog was actually good?
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I don’t either.
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January 1, 2K12
Happy 2012, everyone!
I am extremely tired after a night of Cranium, Nerf guns, fireworks, food and cinnamon… Ugh… Cinnamon.
Today felt really weird. A large part of the day was spent sleeping and by the time my friends and I woke, it was already noon. I could hardly remember what had happened a few hours before I had fallen asleep. But there was something about today that made it...
December 2011
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hoshaway:
silly australians
it’s not really new years until it’s new years in AMERICA
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New Years 2011-2012
Tomorrow is December 31 and I couldn’t be any happier.
Of course, I know that the fact that it’ll be a new year won’t change anything; I’ll still have my library debts, I’ll still have to talk to the people I hated the previous year, and I’ll probably still be the same lovable asshole I am now.
But with the new year almost here I can’t help...
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I'm having BBQ Lay's for breakfast..
“Livin’ in Americaaaa”
