December 2011
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hoshaway: silly australians it’s not really new years until it’s new years in AMERICA
Dec 31st
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New Years 2011-2012
Tomorrow is December 31 and I couldn’t be any happier.       Of course, I know that the fact that it’ll be a new year won’t change anything; I’ll still have my library debts, I’ll still have to talk to the people I hated the previous year, and I’ll probably still be the same lovable asshole I am now.       But with the new year almost here I can’t help...
Dec 31st
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I'm having BBQ Lay's for breakfast..
“Livin’ in Americaaaa”
Dec 28th
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Dec 25th
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How did MY Christmas go? (December 24, 2K11)
I can’t really put it into words. I’m happy. I’m overwhelmed with Christmas joy. But today was a horrible fuckin’ day.  Allow me to explain. This past week my parents found out that my sister was in a relationship. I don’t know a thing about the guy but my sister isn’t known for picking the most attractive, interesting, educated, remotely charming, or...
Dec 25th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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Oh, shit, it's Sunday.
I spent the first day of Winter Break watching the first season of Arrested Development and occasionally walking to the fridge and eating whatever was in there. I haven’t made a single plan for this Winter Break. I’m not even sure if I’ll be spending New Year’s with family or friends. I need to start planning some Winter-y, Break-y events.
Dec 18th
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Winter Break Books & Movies
Those of you who’ve been following me for a while (should) already know that I am a professional procrastinator, especially when it comes to movies my friends let me borrow.  Well, Winter Break has now started which means I have 3 weeks to watch the movies I’ve had in my room and avoid human contact. These films are:  A Dirty Shame Alice’s Restaurant Arrested Development...
Dec 18th
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Winter Break 2K11
I survived another year of school, angry parents, and unnecessary thinking! How about that? Unfortunately, I haven’t made too many plans for the break because I was too busy thinking about it starting. I’m fine with three weeks of not doing anything, though. Being bored at home is better than being bored at school. And what better way to start this vacation than a...
Dec 17th
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Is it Friday yet?
Dec 14th
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Oh, My Thoughts
What in the fuck is going on in my head? Happiness. Well, everyone wants to be happy. But happiness is too hard to come across. I try to find happiness in upcoming events and worry-free times with friends but all of those ideas seem to dissolve during the school/work day. And then once I was happy, I don’t know if I’d be able to tell. I’m always baffled when I see happy people...
Dec 13th
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Why the fuck am I awake? Why the hell is it so early? Why is my alarm so loud? Why would somebody be riding a Harley-Davidson so damn early? Ehhhhhhh…. But hey, look at that, its raining!
Dec 12th
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Late-Night Thoughts: Part...
I’m a pig and I’m ashamed of it. The way I act around girls is repulsive. And the way I act around my friends is even worse. Dear Lord of the Rings, what the hell is wrong with me. I call my chick friends bitches and whores just because we’re fooling around and they call me a dick and we all laugh but I’m really starting to feel like.. a dick, I guess. And my guy...
Dec 12th
Dec 10th
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In Hindsight, This Week Wasn't Too Bad
Monday was probably the worst day of the week. The second I arrived at school, people started thinking of what to say to me. If I didn’t hear a ‘Hey, (joke name here)’ I heard ‘OH MY GODDDD, WHY DID YOU DO IT’. To which I responded ‘Eh, I dunno’. When I got home though, it got worse. My parents spent an hour on a diatribe about grades, my fucked future,...
Dec 10th
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Dec 7th
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Well, Shit
This week is going to suck an unfathomably large amount of balls. Haircuts always attract attention, but I’ve never snipped off this much hair. I look like a baby lesbian going to war. I don’t care much about the quips my friends’ll make, it’s the classfull of attention my 3rd and 5th period teachers will bring that worries me. Fuck. Remember back during the summer I...
Dec 5th
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Dec 4th
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Dec 4th
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LISTS!! OF BOOKS!! (December 2K11)
     I have nothing better to blog about and I haven’t blogged in a very long while so here ya go: BOOKS I’VE READ Blankets by Craig Thompson In Watermelon Sugar by Richard Brautigan Crackpot: The Obsessions of John Waters by John Waters Snuff by Chuck Palahniuk Player One: What Is To Become of Us by Douglas Coupland All Families Are Psychotic by Douglas Coupland JPod by...
Dec 3rd
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So, I shaved my head.
Dec 3rd
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