Yesterday, my sister-in-law brought a box of Krispy Kreme doughnuts for the family. A dozen doughnuts came in that box. My sister ate 3. My dad ate 2. My mom ate 2, as well. My brother ate 4. I ate one for breakfast yesterday morning. So there was only one left. Since I was the only one who had had just one doughnut, I wrote a note reading “Do NOT eat this doughnut, its mine.” When I came home yesterday, I found my brother eating the last doughnut and his excuse for doing so was that he thought I wouldn’t mind since he hadn’t eaten anything all day.
There is no funny twist to this story. I haven’t devised some crazy plan for revenge.
But damn… My brother is an inconsiderate piece of shit.
And now I’m really craving some Krispy Kreme doughnuts.
